Thursday, November 12, 2009

Weasels Ripped My Flesh!

I'm sorry, but I can't help but imagine myself as the illustrator, working out exactly how this should be laid out and then, executing it with painterly masterfulitude. On the other hand, I could also imagine being the editor, thinking, "God, how did it come to this? All I had to do was hold the paper until the morning. 'Dewey Defeats Truman' How could I have been so stupid?"

It happens, my friends. It happens.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Hello? Hello?!?

Ben said, "Vade retro Satana! Nunquam suade mihi vana! Sunt mala quae libas. Ipse venena bibas!"

Couldn't have said it better myself. Have a nice day, oh ye breaker of souls.