Saturday, February 16, 2008


It was suggested I post this Disclaimer by a lawyer I know extremely well who is no longer allowed to practice in NY lest he be disbarred - that was the deal he made with the NY Bar - because of his crazy-ass friggin' ex, poor guy. Good contract man, if I say so myself. Here goes:

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There you go! I never studied much international law but I did pretty good here I think. Enjoy!

By the way, if you are wondering, this work is copyrighted 2006 My Name Here. Unauthorized reproduction, transmission, copying, dissemination or storage is prohibited. Violators may be subject to criminal investigation and civil action. This work is protect under United States Code, Title 17, which allows for significant penalties and imprisonment for violation of those statutes. So don steel dis joint, bwoy!!!!