Lament

I'm not good enough for you. Never was, never will be. It's really as simple as that. Oh, sure, I self-promote and you're an eager consumer, but, let's face facts.

• I'm less than you need and more trouble than you want.
• My aspirations outstrip my abilities.
• I'm just another flavour of bad.
• There's two kinds of luck - bad luck and no luck at all. I guess I'm lucky that way.
• You'll never be satisfied and you'll always doubt.
• I'll blame you for whatever I don't understand and don't have the patience to let go.
• It'll be my personal mission to talk you out of loving me.

Who needs it?