- I'm less than you need and more trouble than you want.
- My aspirations outstrip my abilities.
- I'm just another flavour of bad.
- There's two kinds of luck - bad luck and no luck at all. I guess I'm lucky that way.
- You'll never be satisfied and you'll always doubt.
- I'll blame you for whatever I don't understand and don't have the patience to let go.
- It'll be my personal mission to talk you out of loving me.
Who needs it?