Sunday, January 6, 2008

All I Gotta Say Is


It's a magical, whimsical number. It means:

  • you are more than halfway to fifty
  • you have been alive about 16,790 days or about 402,960 hours
  • most people in this country live to about 80 nowadays so, barring a fiery crash or horrible withering disease, you have only about 1768 weeks to go.
  • peak? what peak? I don't remember any peak?
  • where are my keys, dammit.

Happy Birthday! If it's any consolation, I'm three years older than you. Uh-oh.